Dean - I always say follow your dreams, even if they're about a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis!
Dean - Hank, if a big man walks out of the burning cloud, do NOT be afraid. That's J*sus!
Sgt. Hatred - I was a professional villain while you were trading Garbage Pail Kids.
Number 21 - My life sucks quite enough already thank you. I have big boy problems.
Hank - Girls?
Number 21 - Psh, I Wish!
Dean - Hemorrhoids?
The Monarch - You're a brainless failure and live entirely off your father's fame and fortune!
Dr. Venture - I'm George Bush?
Sgt. Hatred - The one thing I've learned is there's no good reason on God's green earth that arching has to be a completely unpleasant experience for either of us. Speaking of green earth, what do you got out there, Kentucky Bluegrass? Ah, that is lush!
Brock - No, that's my own special blend of Blue Ridge and Creeping Red.
Sgt. Hatred - I'm gonna say it again, lush!
