Dia de los Dangerous!/Transcript

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The episode opens up in a dark room. Brock Samson is playing strip poker with a criminal. He is surrounded by wrestlers. He is somewhere in Mexico because the criminal can only speak spanish.

Criminal: You should never have come back here, Mr. Samson.

Brock: Uh-huh.

Criminal: Did you think I'd forgotten what you did to me?

Brock: Maybe.

Criminal: Well I didn't! And tonight I take my revenge on the famous gringo, Brock Samson. I call.

Brock shows his cards

Brock: Full house.

The criminal looks worried but quickly turns happy.

Criminal: Royal Flush. I win again! We play by Tijuana Rules, no? And as you know, in Tijuana I make the rules. Ha ha ha! The game is mine, Mr. Samson. You underwear.

Brock stands up and pulls his pants down

Criminal: You're not so tough without your big knife, are you, Mr. Samson? HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

One of the wrestlers starts clapping as a distraction. They all look at him, while Brock spits his cigarette in the criminal's eye. The wrestlers take action fighting him. Brock ultimatly wins the fight which results in the criminal surrendering.

Criminal: OK, enough, enough! I'll give you the part.

The criminal gets a special part for something out of a box

Criminal: That was for a '69 Charger, no?

He hands it to Brock

Criminal: There. No charges, so, please, just go!

Brock walks away but the wrestler who distracted the criminal holds him up.

Wrestler: Wait! Take me with you?

Brock lights a cigarette and takes a long hit.

Brock: Sorry, man. Here, kid.

Brock throws him his shirt. The wrestler sniffs it and holds it close to him.

                               THEME

Dr. Venture is teaching at the University of Mexico

Rusty: So you can see by applying the basic principals, the scientific method to the matter, we learned very quickly that the myth of the Chupacabra is just that, utter crap. Now if you apply the same principals to the hypothesis, an interesting thing occurs.

A man raises his hand

Rusty: Yes?

The boy says