- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: It's off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: It's off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: It's off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: Off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: It's Off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Hank: Off.
- Dean: It's on.
- Rusty: That's called blinking, boys.
- -Rusty flips a switch.-
- Rusty: Anything?
- Hank: Now it's just regular on.
- Bud Manstrong: So, h-how was he?
- Anna Baldavitch: How was who?
- Manstrong: Aw c'mon, I shook his hand, it's all fat and stubby. He must have like a huge mushroom down there. So...does he have a smurf living in it or what?
- Baldavitch: What's got into you?
- Manstrong: Got into me? I know what got into you and that's what got into me.
- Baldavitch: You don't deserve to be jealous, I gave you every chance in the world.
- Manstrong: I'm not jealous, I'm pissed! You said you were going to wait 'till...
- Baldavitch: No, you said we were going to wait. I... I don't have to take this.
- Manstrong: That's because you already took it... in the... lap... from.... not me!
- Dr. Venture: A problem light! Wow Dad, what a super idea! You should always put one of those on the 9th wonder of the world!
- Dr. Venture: Ta-da! I fixed it!
- Hank & Dean: Dad!
- Hank: We thought you were dead!
- Dean: You're alive! (both boys run and hug him)
- Dr. Venture: Okay, boys.. let's take it easy..
- Hank: See, crybaby? Told you he was alive!
- Dean: Oh, man! What is it like to be such a huge liar, huh? "I'm all super-scared of Phantom Space-Man!"
- Hank: Oh, that's it, bookworm! (the boys begin wrestling)
- Dr. Venture: (spotting the clean spacesuit) Oh, fantastic! I'll just slip into this little number and we can get outta here. No need to say goodbye, I'll let them thank me later
- Hank: That's it Brock, pace yourself! Conserve your energy.
- Dean: What the- what's he doing with his-
- Hank: Think about it, bro. What other weapon does he have? He needs his hands free for... stuff.
- Dean: Uh oh, phantom spaceman somehow got on top! That's it Brock-o, shake him off!
- Hank & Dean: Yeah!
- Brock: YEEEEAAAH!!
- Hank: He's got him on his knees! It's just a matter of time now!
- Dean: Brock's just toying with him.
- Hank: Ohh! Pretzel bender! Brock's gotta teach me that one... Phantom spaceman got his helmet knocked off! Oh my god, he's hideous! Must have been deformed by space rays...
- Dean: Look again, Hank! That's not a phantom spaceman, that's Lieutenant Baldavich!
