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Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,

Assassinanny 911

Dean: Woah, not Mary Lou Retton Too. What's going on with you?

Hank: Dean, Dean Dean. I sometimes forget you're younger than me.

Dean: By a lousy four minutes!

Hank: Well then maybe in four minutes you'll understand. It took a real woman to finally show me that these girls, fine athletes and easy on the eye both, were but the mere crushes of a boy. And you my friend, are staring at a man.

Dean: You finally got 'em

Hank: A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.


Molotov Cocktease: Dragon, Eagle, Mantis, Monkey, Tiger, Snake, Leopard. These are called "The Maimers." Strike your enemy with one of these and he will be your enemy no more.


Brock: So no women and no children...

Hunter: No women, no children! There are rules...separates us from the baddies.

Brock: What if she's a double agent?

Hunter: Nope.

Brock: An assassin?

Hunter: Nope.

Brock: A double agent-assassin who just killed the President?

Hunter: Nonlethal take-down only! The President isn't the President anyway. You know that.

Brock: Oh yeah. Hey what about a...ya know? A lady Dracula?

Hunter: You mean...Le Vampier? Nosferatu?

Brock: Uhh yeah I guess.

Hunter: Undead! Not typically a woman anymore so...you got no beef there. Also fictitious...


Brock: (While tied down to a bed in Paris) Oh no...she took the cigarettes!!


Dean: Right now we have bigger things to worry about, the Apaches are back!!

Hank: Huh?

Dean: Teepee in your pants!!